From Jenna Orkin

1. Japan, US hold joint drill within hours of North Korea missile launch

   In bid for new long-range rockets, Ukraine offers US targeting oversight

   The Onion files Supreme Court amicus brief defending the right to parody

   Nobel Prize in physics awarded for breakthroughs in quantum mechanics

   Nearly All of Bangladesh Without Power

   Ukrainian economy will shrink at rate eight times that of Russia, World Bank forecasts

   Three ‘click chemistry’ scientists win Nobel prize

   Country continues to liberate territory in east and southElite Russian troops retreating from areas Putin annexed 4 days ago

2. Dow soars 800 points as stocks extend massive rally 

In a surprise twist, Elon Musk has once again offered to buy Twitter

After months of trying to get out of the deal, Elon Musk has offered to buy Twitter for the original price of $44 billion.