From Jenna Orkin

 

Quote of the Day:

I'm beginning to wonder if all of these conspiracy theories are just part of a big conspiracy to distract us from real conspiracies.

 

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The Sanders campaign is asking 'Bernie Bros' to shut up

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Austria To Pay Migrants €500 To Go Back Where They Came From 

There Are Now 3,700 U.S. "Boots On The Ground" In Iraq 

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In case you were wondering why the market was being flooded.  Well, it worked the first time so...

 

And...

Ben Carson campaign releases strange statement denying he's pulling the plug, saying he's going home to 'get a fresh set of clothes'