From Jenna Orkin 
 
Saudi Arabia Conducted 119 Airstrikes Against Civilian Targets In Yemen, UN Panel Finds
Saudi Arabia Hemorrhages $19.4 Billion In Reserves During December
This $250,000 Caterpillar Bulldozer Can Be Yours For The Low, Low Price Of $55
17-Year-Old Girl Fined For Pepper Spraying "Rapefugee" In "World's Best Country For Women"
"The Level Of Alarm Is Extremely High" As Zika "Spreading Explosively" WHO Warns
9 Billion Barrels Of Crude At Risk In Massive Nigerian Oil Shakeup
HSBC Halts Mortgage Options To Chinese Nationals Buying U.S. Real Estate
Record Foreign Central Bank Demand For Treasuries In Today's 7 Year Auction 
Sweden To Deport 80,000 Refugees Amid Security Fears 
Another Town Just Got Caught Covering Up Lead Contamination In Its Water Supply 
State Gave Its Workers In Flint Clean Water As It Assured Residents Taps Were Safe 
America Has 'Millions' Of Lead Pipes Like The Ones That Poisoned Flint 
First Engineered 'Autistic' Monkeys Spark Excitement And Concern 
 
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Scientists teaching computers to recognize sarcasm