A man told his wife that if he died before she did and there was an afterlife, he would find a way to let her know.
The man died first. Apart from some disappointing seances, his wife never revealed whether or not he contacted her.
A story that would be of no interest except that the man was Harry Houdini.
Civilization and Its Discontents
Farm Subsidies Lead to Ocean Dead Zones
Ocean Dead Zones Causing Transgender Fish
Hermaphrodite Polar Bears
Pesticides May Affect Penis Size
Perhaps this is what lies behind the 'emasculation' of the Democratic Party(?)
The timing of this blog could not have been worse. The office where I work has just been sprayed and there are dead cock roaches on the floor. Now I find out roaches may not be the only kind of cock being destroyed.
ReplyDeleteYou sure do know how to ruin a guy's day.
sorry. not that the news we deliver on other days is any cheerier. but this article, uh, strikes a chord with some people.
ReplyDeleteHa Ha...
ReplyDeleteAt least now I have a reason "swagger" like a wanta-be navy pilot on an aircraft carrier as I show off my yard full of dandelions.